it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, “queerly beloved” they’re missing a really good opportunity
"queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay"
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
also the last time in this century that the dates line up. this is the last one for another like 90-100 years. just let that sink in.
What about 12/13/14?
why was no one ever alarmed that sharpay and ryan sang love songs to each other